We've been really dragging our feet on this...it's kind of tough to make yourself sound cool sometimes, but we'll get it together soon enough. For now, here are some very, very short biographies of Landland humans:
• Dan Black has ears that are perpendicular to his head and a body that is like a weird tube. I'm that guy in the brown shirt on the front page. Any time that this site mentions "Dan doing this or that," I'm refering to myself in the 3rd person, which, on top of being terrible, is kind of weird and confusing.
• Jessica Seamans is all about having fancy cars now. She and I met because we both liked Sweep the Leg Johnny, which apparently is also the name of some probably terrible song by some band. I'm not talking about that thing though...the thing I'm talking about was a whole band, and they were amazing.
• Matt Zaun left a voicemail on my phone a kinda long time ago that I really really wish hadn't been deleted. I miss this guy all the time.